I gotta call this hotline number children. It's about being good to one another, and giving and loving. Detective Harris. At the South Park police department, the members of NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) show up and demand the release of Mr. Garrison and "Tony316". Eh, too bad drinking scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. The last episode of the season "Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut" was released on the South Park, Volume 4 on December 14, 1999. They're turning back to normal. This ain't no pink eye, it's the living dead. The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothera judged a costume contest. Marty, do you have to put that stuff on everything? Couldn't your family afford a costume for you? Edit. You must remove that costume, immediately! The show's trademark two-dimensional construction paper … DianaPrincessOfThemyscira Mon 18-Jun-18 09:11:36. It's so funny! What are you supposed to be Stan, Howdy Doody? It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 13, 1997. They're all dressed up like ghosts too. I have to show you an educational video. Pink eye my ass. Coincidence?? Eric! Yeah, well for God sake don't touch your eyes. Your family is poor Kenny!! If Worcestershire sauce has been used as embalming, please pr... Nobody screws up my trick-or-treats and gets away with it! Okay now, all you little Chewbaccas take your seats. Eric Cartman has a surprising history with Heidi Turner that goes back quite a while.. AND SO DADDYDOES THE PICTURE. [South Park Clinic. "PLEASE, DADDY, PLEASE,IT'S $20 MILLION, DADDY." And the award for worst costume this year goes to... Stan, for his stupid little clown thing costume. Maybe we could actually kiss tonight Stan. The creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone wrote most of the season's episodes; Dan Sterling, Philip Stark and David Goodman were credited Romantic Relationships Ex-Girlfriend. Thank you Miss Yothers. Don't worry babe. Hope you kids like chocolate-peanut butter-cream puffies. Episode 7 The Mir space station crashes early in the episode on Kenny (27 seconds after the start of the episode) at the bus stop on October 29, 1997. The first season of the animated television series South Park ran for 13 episodes from August 13, 1997 to February 25, 1998 on the American network Comedy Central. from the beginning, and formed South Park Digital Studios was formed to facilitate collaboration, and remained in charge of the script, game content, and quality control by reviewing art assets. Hey SPS! Inscription; About; FAQ; Contact No way dude. I'm gonna make a new costume during recess. South Park is known for mocking its Anviliciousness, ... She was meant to be around Ike's age, and was mentioned in an early script for "Starvin' Marvin" (though she did not make it into the final product). Relax Stan. 10/29/1997. Click to View. Let's try to keep our hands and arms to ourselves, okay? Extras • South Park was born as The Spirit of Christmas, a five-minute short inwhich Santa Claus and Jesus use hand-to-hand combat to determine who trulyreigns over the holiday. Register Start a Wiki. do do do do do do do do-. I'm the whole solar system! Originally airing from August 13, 1997 to February 25, 1998, the series debuted as the hit new animated television series from Comedy Central. Okay children, let's get you lined up so the judge can get a good look at your stupid little costumes. No, dammit! I thought you would reach the same conclusion, so, I came as Chewbacca. South Park Season 1 Episode 7 Quotes. The living dead beset South Park after a bottle of Worcestershire sauce mixes with embalming fluid at the mortuary; Tina Yothers judged a costume contest. There's a Zombie Apocalypse in South Park and Chef rushes to the medical clinic to warn the doctor. Parker said, "Pinkeye is just such a huge part of your life when you're in third grade. It first aired on Comedy Central in the United States on August 20, 1997. We'll never get any candy if Kenny keeps eating people! It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 29, 1997. Knock it off you guys, she said she was young, and needed the money. Yeah, what's the matter? Cartman, those pictures were taken like, last month. Ho, looks like they got a touch of that pink eye that's going around. "Pinkeye" is the seventh episode of the first season of the animated television series South Park. Check the titles you want and click the "Add Items to Cart" button below. Chef: Elvis? Oooh I don't think so! The episode introduces the protagonists Eric Cartman, Kyle Broflovski, Stan Marsh and Kenny McCormick, who attempt to rescue Kyle's younger brother Ike from being abducted by aliens. South Park TV Script Screenplay with Signatures Autograph Reprint Starvin Marvin Trey Parker Matt Stone Isaac Hayes ... South Park Volume 4 - 1997 - Pinkeye - Damien - Trey Parker - Matt Stone - VHS darkandweird. "Pinkeye" South Park List of ... South Park universe, whose show is literally nothing but a series of flatulence jokes, with even cruder animation than South Park itself. I'm never gonna win that two tons of candy looking like everybody else! Alarm! They're particularly bad with names (see "Sudden Name Change"). We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments - Results from #7128 ... SOUTH PARK. !function(t,e,r){var n,s=t.getElementsByTagName(e)[0],i=/^http:/.test(t.location)? BIG GAY AL'S BIG GAY BOAT RIDE ... PINKEYE $9.99. Midget: [behind him, zombies are shown ransacking the town.] Chef, Ah- I think maybe the pink eye has made you a little delirious. Hey Kenny, are you gonna eat your pudding? Script • Come on Stan! Elvis? Now let's make sure we got everything. At the South Park police department, the members of NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association) show up and demand the release of Mr. Garrison and "Tony316". Just wait till everyone sees my sweet Chewbacca costume. I guess I just wasn't very considerate of your feelings. I'm Evel Knievel. My body might get cold, but it's always hot in my bed. Symptoms include a complete loss of heart functions, blood pressure, lung activity, and of course, sticky puffy eyes. The official script for "Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo" was released by South Park Studios. Children, since today is Halloween, I thought we should learn something about the great horror writer, Jackie Collins. How about we make you a nice scary ghost costume? What in the hell are you doing dressed up like that?! Just because my heart ain't beatin', it don't mean you won't get laid. Original zombie? Damn it, don't you see? Dr. Mephisto says he can't but if Cartman would like to come to a … I don't want no god damn pink eye! I don't think so Wendy, I think you've had enough candy for one day. "Pinkeye" is the seventh episode in the first season of the American animated television series South Park. https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/Pinkeye/Script?oldid=427106. Hey Stan, you look almost pretty enough to kiss. Think about it: Dead people getting up and walking around, and Tina Yothers comin' to town? Up yours, Tina Yothers! In the episode, the residents of South Park excitedly prepare for a visit by celebrity Kathie Lee Gifford, whom the boys' third-grade teacher Mr. Garrison plans to assassinate because of a childhood grudge. Where the hell is Kyle, we don't have all night to wait for him. From Season 04 Episode 17, A Very Crappy Christmas. Wendy's going as Raggedy Ann, and she said this way we'd win the costume contest for sure. CARTMAN GETS AN ANAL PROBE $9.99. South Park Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes. The church ended up to be a get-rich-quick scheme resulting in her … Watch Episode. What?! Literally … Menchoss? It was also the first South Park Halloween episode. South Park - 107 - Pinkeye South Park - 109 - Starvin Marvin South Park - 203 - Chickenlover South Park 206 The Mexican Staring Frog Of Southern Sri Lanka South Park - 112 - Mecha Striesand South Park - 205 - Conjoined Fetus Lady South Park 201 Terrance Phillip In Not Without My Anus South Park - 103 - Volcano South Park - 108 - Damien Nice going Kenny, she was about to give us candy. South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone and developed by Brian Graden for Comedy Central.The series revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their exploits in and around the titular Colorado town. Do you understand? The animated film isn't finished yet but the boys try to record what they have. Aw, come on Stan, maybe that's just because you look like a total choad. It's the most wonderful time of the year, Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid wookie?! Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. South Park (TV Series) Pinkeye (1997) FAQ Add to FAQ . "PLEASE, DADDY,PLEASE." I'd give you topical medicine, but I don't wanna touch ya. Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis? Please don't be mad. Discuss. It is located here! They got no heartbeat, no feeling. Okay, the second place award for best costume goes to... Kenny, for his Edward James Olmos costume. Aha, thought of something. We've got to do something about the living dead! Alle Menschen werden Brüder. You get into my office before anyone else sees you. South Park – The Complete First Season was originally released by Warner Home Video as a three-disc region 1 DVD box set in the U.S. on November 12, 2002 and received an MA rating. It originally aired on Comedy Central in the United States on October 29, 1997, and was the show's first Halloween episode. All you have to do is kill the original zombie. That's okay Wendy, I'm sorry I wished you were dead. These people have been thematized. Get the hell out of here Johnson! That tub of candy is as good as mine! Errr! "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery" is the 10th-aired and the 12th-produced episode of the third season of the animated television series South Park. Ok, let's go trick-or-treatin' now, come on! It sure does seem to be a popular costume this year Kyle. Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Now, now, now let's, let's form a line, I've got enough topical cream for everybody. Inscription; About; FAQ; Contact Let's all gather around and bob for stupid apples now. Ooh, love the Elvis costume, Chef. We were going to enter the costume contest as a pair. Back to Script Search Page. [Marty and the … The episode's script parodied parents who voiced strong opposition to South Park, portraying them as so invested in fighting the television program that they fail to … Script City is your Hollywood Script Connection. Make looove, don't you be afraid; Hey, he said I could have his pudding! The doctor said the first people he treated were the mortician and his assistant. Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? Damn it! Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese Mafia. I'm talking about the zombies that have taken over South Park! Screenplay Title: Price : 1600 PENN - Pilot (TV) $ 14.95: 666 PARK AVENUE - Pilot (TV) $ 14.95: 7 DAYS - Born In The Ussr (TV) $ 11.95: 7 DAYS - Come Again? "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year" • We offer the widest selection of Movie Scripts, TV Scripts, TV Movie Scripts, Screenplays, Treatments Well, how the hell do we know who the original zombie is?! Well, Evel Knievel, why don't you jump over them with your rocket cycle? Oh, I didn't want all that sweet stuff. Add new page. The one that started the whole mess. He hasn't moved an inch, or said anything. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. Remember how she dissed you at the costume contest? I don't like Kenny anymore, he, he just doesn't communicate. Now, I've gotta hunch we'll get to the bottom of this... at the morgue. Let's see now. I gave it away to hungry children in Nairobi. Here with a live report is a midget wearing a bikini. Menu. I wanted to chat a bit about the name of the Red-Haired Police Officer/Detective -- he's gone by about three names. For regular sauce, the first thing you need to do is make sure that you do not just go out and start decapitating zombies left and right. IMDb ... script supervisor Other crew . Here's an excerpt from the script where Cartman mentions the dog's name: CARTMAN: "Watch this! Dude, you're the one who cut him in half with a chain saw. Wendy said that first prize is two tons of candy. "http":"https";t.getElementById(r)||(n=t.createElement(e),n.id=r,n.src=i+"://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js",s.parentNode.insertBefore(n,s))}(document,"script","twitter-wjs"); "DADDY !" Worcestershire sauce emergency hotline, this call might be monitored to ensure you the highest quality service, how may I help you? Well, let's go home, start eating that candy. ...And the award for the very best costume goes to... Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume! First aired on August 13, 1997, the show follows four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. A group of zombies breaks into the clinic and Chef escapes by jumping out a window. Zombies children. Thanks Tom, already more than half the townspeople here in South Park have been infected with the pink eye virus. //]]>, Sorry, we have to make sure you're a human before we can show you this page. Due to their disappointment with the previous games, Matt and Trey set out to be involved with Let's Go Tower Defense Play! Mortician: Oh no, you mean… Doctor: Yeah, I'm afraid the two of you have - Pink Eye. Awards. An upcoming Father and Son picnic at South Park Elementary School causes Cartman to behave strangely. With Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell, Trey Parker, Matt Stone. Menu. Sieg Heil, sieg heil. Your family's poor!!! Kenny McCormick • Games Movies TV Video. Transcripts Wiki. Add message | Report | See all. I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Limey Charles Worcestershire Sauce, Images • Follow @genius "South Park" Pinkeye (TV Episode 1997) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Yes Tay Home and get antibiotic eye drops from chemist - seem to recall you don't need a script. I've seen this kind of thing before. No, no, you're the ass master, there's a difference. Chef? Hehe. Ask him yourself. Hey, I'm not the one who walked around all day looking like Pippi Longstocking. Kenny causes most of the town to become zombies after he is accidentally embalmed with Worchestershire sauce. Doctor, who is the first person to come in here with the sickness? You said we were going to be Raggedy Ann and Andy, remember? Mistaking Cartman for a starving African child, government authorities send him to Ethiopia where he runs into Sally Struthers. 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